lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

(via x13supernova13x)

@20 hours ago with 436708 notes
#sounds like my kind of bro 

aplacetolovedogs:

A silly goat is trying to get an uninterested dog’s attention by licking him and making funny noises!!

(via idontknowwhattodowiththis)

@1 week ago with 5560 notes
#real goat simulator gameplay 

syshaxeliy started following you

Hello friendling! New follower!!!!!

@1 week ago with 1 note

springmoederfokker:

reiforek:

springmoederfokker:

reiforek:

springmoederfokker:

my face is baby smooth u should kiss it

no u

alan i caNT KISS MYSELF?????

THATS BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIEEEEVE 

i believe bae but i just cant D; that means you should ;)

BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU AND YOU CAN SUCCEED DO NOT PAWN YOUR DUTIES OFF ONTO ME

@1 week ago with 16 notes

springmoederfokker:

my face is baby smooth u should kiss it

no u

(via springmoederfokker)

@1 week ago with 16 notes

trvsh:

hey baby are you into 

broke unstable losers

(via springmoederfokker)

@1 week ago with 202087 notes

meatfodder started following you

I am confuse. What did I do for new followers? I haven’t met Satan lately….

NEW FOLLOWER! HELLO

@1 week ago

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via perryymouse)

@1 week ago with 134277 notes
#best pile #i am the pile #fear me #pile 

springmoederfokker:

reiforek:

springmoederfokker:

my face is baby smooth u should kiss it

no u

alan i caNT KISS MYSELF?????

THATS BECAUSE YOU DONT BELIEEEEVE 

@1 week ago with 16 notes
lemmooonnnnseeee *ahem* well, you are nice to me, so youre a little nice

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEE 

@1 week ago