Just had a shitfest of a shift at work and have nothing to look forward to but more work. Whoo

@8 hours ago with 1 note
#do the works #earn the moneys #lose the soul 
Dick in a box

Dick in a box

@5 days ago with 6 notes

gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

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@6 days ago with 607943 notes
#i want your money but please dont give it to me 

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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@1 week ago with 390898 notes
my final thought before making most decisions:fuck it
@2 weeks ago with 559163 notes
#sweg 

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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@2 days ago with 57085 notes
#nice 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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@5 days ago with 108096 notes

queenglossophile:

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Crystal Necklace

Many crystals are thought to have healing powers. This pointed cut of crystal glows bright blue when worn in the dark, so that you’re able to heal yourself even in the darkest of places. Sold on Etsy.

ATLANTIS

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@1 week ago with 50142 notes
#IS THAT A J-O CRYSTAL? 

spacewaluigi:

July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!

Happy birthday Waluigi!

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@1 week ago with 16983 notes
@2 weeks ago with 3 notes
#am i a white girl yet